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.: Handling Noobs :.
Have
you ever had that annoying noob follow you for an hour begging for his stuff
back? Whatever your answer, this is the guide for you!
Noobs FAQ
Q: What's a noob?
A: A noob is a person who begs, scams or harms others in any way. This is not to
be confused with a newbie, which is a new player that doesn't know how to play
the game right. Of course, noobs may be newbies, just calmly explain them their
wrongs.
Q: What do you do
when you see a noob?
A: This question can be answered in the next section
Q: Am I a noob?
A: Do you beg, scam, lie, be disrespectful or anything of the sort? If yes then
yes you are. A more clear list can be found in the next few sections.
Q: Are YOU a noob?
A: No, I don't do any of the things that make people noobs, if I was I
wouldn't be writing this guide. Next question!
Q: Do you like
green eggs and ham?!?
A: No... okay let's move on now!!!
Noob
Encounters
Type-
Money Beggar
Commonness- 7
Actions-This noob is one of the worst and annoying. He senses your possible
wealth and begs until you give in.
Deal- If you sense a possible noob take your expensive stuff of, who wants to
beg to someone who's not rich? If you want to keep your things on then you could
turn around and take a different path. Make sure to put him/her on your ignore
list.
Type-
Question Asker
Commonness-3
Actions- This noob walks around asking you a question you don't know the answer
to, like where's a dagger respawn!
Deal- The best way is to run into a huge crowd and climb up the stairs of a
nearby building.
Type-
Trader
Commonness- 6
Actions- This noob enjoys trading with you for no apparent reason. Another
variation tries to buy something of yours that's valuable for a few gp.
Deal-Just ignore him/her and put them on your ignore list. Also turn your trade
to friends.
Type-
Scammer
Commonness-6
Actions- Believe it or not scammers are noobs. They aren't good enough to play
the game the right way and just end up getting banned and starting over and over
again. These pointless noobs will try to trick you.
Deal- Just report them and tell everyone he/she's scamming and put him on your
ignore list. Then everyone will report him/her and he'll be banned! =)
Type-
Mean Noob
Commonness-10
Actions- These noobs are the most common. All those people saying mean things
and calling others noobs. Saying disrespectful things lowers you down to their
level and you should be kinder.
Deal- Explain to them that that's not right and being a noob isn't about not
being a high level. But begging, scamming, and being disrespectful like they are
now :D
Are You A
Noob?
Do
you think you might be a noob? Answer these questions to find out!
1.
Do you beg for money/items, and continue to follow the person until they give
you what you want?
2. Do you lie about your identity?
EX: I'm a girl/zezima !!1!!!!
3. When people make you feel bad, like they have better items
than you, do you threaten to own (kill) them in the wilderness?
4. Do you scam?
5. Do you disrespect others in any way?
6. Do you call other people noobs?
If
you answered yes to any of these questions you are a noob. I suggest you stop
and keep heading in the right direction. Many people are noobs these days so
it's always good for the world to have just one less. Remember calling others
noobs and doing mean things makes YOU a noob, so don't. Also, if the suggestions
listed above don't work, you could just log out and go to another world.
Have
fun in runescape and avoid those pesky noobs!
.: Credits :.
This guide has
been written by: Furbie Man
Edited slightly
by: Burnt Toast
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